you lie!

There's this Allstate commercial that says, "Most people look at the world like nothing bad will ever happen."

I'm always like, "Excuse me...what?"

Edit: I'm always doing dumb shit like spilling red wine on my beige carpet. Pisses me off.

i don't blame them, i blame the parents

I find that when it comes to kids in commercials, I either think they're unbearably cute or I want to smack the shit out of them.

That's mean.