marijuanakills

I'm marijuanakills over at Dreamwidth.

So, yeah. That.

Sean Astin (of The Goonies slash Rudy slash The Lord of the Rings trilogy fame) is Patty Duke's son.

Mind=blown. How did I not know this? I mean, they even resemble each other.

By the time I die, I'll have dreamt about every living being I've ever encountered.

Some of the best advice I've ever received is, "Stop feeling sorry for yourself."

And it came from me.

I'm heartbroken.

God, the movie Juno is so obnoxious. I almost hate the fact that I like it.

One thing that I like about me is that when I do something clumsy and really hurt myself, I'll just laugh and laugh. And if there's someone else there to witness it, I'll encourage them to laugh with me and we will, until the tears flow. And every now and then, as the years go by, I'll bring it up again and we'll laugh some more.

So...that's that story.

I've eaten an entire gigantic bag (255.1g) of barbecue flavored Baked Lay's chips by myself in three days. Thank god that averages out to only about 360 calories a day.

Hand 'em over.

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"Like the dickens" is one of my all-time favorite sayings. I mean, it's almost an officially adopted phrase in my family. In our home you would frequently hear sentences like, "That hurt like the dickens!" or "It's hot like the dickens outside." We'd also say "that's the dickens" in the most sincerely somber of tones if someone delivered bad news. Back in those days, I might have said, "Dang...that's the dickens" if someone had told me that Heath Ledger died or something.

To me, "like the dickens" is so awesome that I don't even want to ruin it for myself by looking up its origins (if you tell me, I will hunt you down and tickle you to death with a feather). And I'm the type of person who is inclined to research the origins of damn near anything and everything. See? It's such a badass phrase that it makes me defy my very own nature.

Anyway, I think I need to bring the "dickens" back and spread the love. It's time.