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you lie!
There's this Allstate commercial that says, "Most people look at the world like nothing bad will ever happen."
I'm always like, "Excuse me...what?"
Edit: I'm always doing dumb shit like spilling red wine on my beige carpet. Pisses me off.
I'm always like, "Excuse me...what?"
Edit: I'm always doing dumb shit like spilling red wine on my beige carpet. Pisses me off.