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I somewhat want to see Iron Man 2 because I enjoyed the first one, but my distaste for Scarlett Johansson is making me a little less eager. Still, I might risk it. Who knows, maybe I'll freakishly like her acting in this role. At the very least, maybe her presence won't ruin the whole movie for me. ;P

And while my disdain for Scarlett Johansson is as present as ever, disdain points for Megan Fox are markedly lower than they have been in the past. She's not yet proven herself to be an actor worth her salt, but I've read some of her quotes and man, that chick is off. I kind of dig that.

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Sample quote?

"I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting."

"When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner. It's really kind of gross."

"Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time."

“I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”

“Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it.

“I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared,”

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”
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...the chick just does not care. It's funny.

I LOL'd at the Zac Efron quote. that's great.

Suddenly she's more than tits, she's personality too!

Exactly!

I'm not pardoning her retardation, but that seems like the kind of stuff most people say all the time. I think she's stupid for not monitoring her PR, more than her articulation about Chinese food farts. Hasn't someone ever told her "You don't say that when there is a reporter within earshot?

Wow. Just because you think it, doesn't mean you have to say it. That Alan Alda thing is really out there! It's like someone has a mic on them every time she opens her mouth...

Yeah, she does seem to be missing a brain-to-mouth filter or two, doesn't she?

outside of the first transformers I cannot think of another movie I've seen with her in it... so probably not qualified to judge her acting(or lack there of).

I don't find her to be THAT attractive, kinda average in a dressed up by hollywood to be sexy kind of way(does that make any sense??).

But MAN, those quotes are friggin hilarious!

...I'm now going to experiment with the food/farting, Ho Toys Chinese Palace here i come!

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her thumb is gross