People's lack of gratefulness and consideration baffles me. As does people's generally inflated sense of entitlement.

I hate when I'm cashiering at work and have to bag people's stuff with about fifty plastic bags. Especially when I'm bagging fragiles and have to individually package things so that they won't break in transit.

Sorry, planet.

People on TV/in movies rarely rinse out their mouths after brushing their teeth. What the hell?

I don't care what anyone says. Sometimes (a lot of the time) I think Sarah Jessica Parker is really beautiful.

I need to get entomologically/anthropodically educated so that I can stop killing things out of ignorance-driven fear.

Doing such makes me feel guilty/slightly sad.

I think I need to stop saying that "people suck" or "most people suck."

Amendment: Most of the people that I encounter suck.

There we go. Better.

There's this Allstate commercial that says, "Most people look at the world like nothing bad will ever happen."

I'm always like, "Excuse me...what?"

Edit: I'm always doing dumb shit like spilling red wine on my beige carpet. Pisses me off.